Life is still a bitch and the Bitch is still here!
CHEERS!
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Happy New Year!
January 8th, 2013Happy Birthday Shane!!
November 19th, 2012
I cannot believe it has been a year since Shane’s AMAZING birthday week in Vegas!!
Unfortunately for Shane, #41 is completely opposite of #40. Instead of basking in the luxury of the football suite with our favorite peeps today, he is slaving away at the company who has CANCELLED OUR THANKSGIVING.
My pledge to all you Shane fans out there: I will work some bourbon into the mess of a Monday. (Everyone knows how Shane feels about MONDAYS!!)
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Happy 30th anniversary, best Halloween EVER!
October 31st, 2012
Wow, time has really flown by since LEAP DAY!
My bad!
One reason I keep this blog going is so every year I can post my favorite Halloween pic of me and Carlos. 30 years ago today, we took the neighborhood by storm and Carlos walked away with the GRAND PRIZE. YAY CARLOS!
This year I am dressed as a sad shut-in hoarder
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Party of Sigh
February 29th, 2012Another hilarious revelation since yester-LEAP is the descriptor “Party of Sigh” for those of us who sigh the day away. You probably don’t realize how much you sigh, but I’m sure the people who sit around me at work and at life are QUITE familiar with the Party of Sigh. they just probably (definitely) didnt put a clever late-90′s pop culture reference to it. Until I heard it fully characteried by coots, I didn’t fully acknowlege that I am pretty much Nev Campbell, weird sister who plays violin, drunk ass Bailey, stupid buzz kill matthew fox pre-titty-twister, goddam baby Owen AND Jeremy London in the Party of Sigh.
SIGH
much as there needs to be a sarcastic font, there also needs to be a sigh punctuation mark. save me some characters on my text limit yo.
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I LOVE ART
February 29th, 2012isn’t art great?
I FUCKIN’ LOVE ART!
i dont think we properly appreciate the residual value of that momentary nibble of happy that a good piece of ART gives you…MMMMM
shane excitedly reported to me last week that the SCREAM is going to be auctioned. He KNEW i would hypothesize that my friends and I should all chip in to purchase and time-share it. Wouldn’t that be fab? what is your favorite?
Mine is still Manet – Luncheon in the Grass
But these days I could make such a compelling argument for Van Gogh’s Crows.
it will help when i come back and add the art later.
oh and p.s: shoes, purses, bangles, and earrings TOTALLY count as ART
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oh i dont know
February 29th, 2012so what i really meant was, who has become famous since last LEAP DAY, who we wish we could send back to their yester-LEAP anonymity?
Here, I will publish so you can chime in, and then add updates:
- Cee Lo Green
- Jersey Shore
- New Republican Candidates
- KE$HA (altho the dollar sign as a letter is fucking genius that even Prince is scratching his head at)
WHO ELSE?
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how bout the new music since last leap day?
February 29th, 2012MICKEY AVALON, DICK THICK AS A BATON
has to be my favorite new music discovery since yester-LEAP
who else? how bout people who have gotten famous since last leap day? that is a good one. next post….
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FUCK EBAY
February 29th, 2012Up until today, I was a pretty big fan of eBay. In fact, one might say I LOVED THEM. (shane is going to LOL when he read this, because he has been watching me stumble around like a giddy school girl for eBay and they basically date raped me and left me with no ride at the taco bell today). And I guess they did help me finance all of my new ART. But now they are just THE MAN to me, and thus, I will continue to use them and let them use me, but I am no longer pretending that we are all some big happy fucking community. It is still the big guy against the little guy. FUCK EBAY.
But in a couple of leap years when I stop being mad at them, I will tell you all about my love affair with eBay and how I was once even an EBAY RISING STAR!!
AGAIN, FUCK YOU EBAY
with all your pacific time zones and
uncapitalized letters and
stupid buyers and
paypal affiliation and
touchy feely BULLSHIT
KISS MY ASS
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LEAP DAY: a retrospective
February 29th, 2012Since LEAP DAY only comes around once every 4 years, I have to ask: are we doing better than we were last LEAP DAY?
The “optimist” in me says that if you are still here, you at least broke even…..but the world seems to be on a steadily downward trajectory….I am about to look at last LEAP DAY, through the Bitch du Jour lens, to see what has transpired since then…I am older and fatter, but I think about the same level of disillusioned and pissed. This particular LEAP DAY was a total kick in the nuts, work-wise, but I bet it was 4 years ago too.
Here is what has happened in BdJ world since yester-LEAP DAY, without looking, off the top of my head:
- OBAMA is elected!
- wendyg wedding
- shanana wedding
- laurawindy wedding
- oldnewoldfriend wedding
- one job change for me
- one job change for shane
- RIP PEPPER
- welcome Johnny!
- major advancements in people’s ill-placed cell phone pride
- SHANE TURNED 40!!
- NEPHEWS!!
- ok i just got a job-offerish email so I will publish and then update later, i know i am on the clock!
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