omg it is hot as fuck. We literally saw the thermometer go to 108 in our car on Saturday. in VIRGINIA, where it is also humid as fuck.
stay cool people.
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HOT AS FUCK
July 27th, 2010good morning starshine
July 21st, 2010
Have you spent the first hour of your day (6am to 7am) on the phone with Cisco? Regarding your Wireless-N Home Router? No? Then you are having a much better day than I am. Glad I could cheer you up.
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i used to be neutral on jack osbourne…
July 20th, 2010
Lindsay Oh-No-han
July 20th, 2010
Looks like girlfriend is going to jail today. Maybe I will start my celebrity jail-mail that I always fantasize about. She is my birthday mate, after all….I let some good opportunities slide with Martha Stewart and Michael Vick.
I like to think LiLo has at least 2 or 3 more shenanagans (sp?) left in her before she is actually in the clink….hang in there Lindsay….none of this shit is worth getting killed over. Maybe your mom will bring you some Carvel ice cream on visiting day.
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thoughts on Mel Gibson
July 20th, 2010
You know who’s having a beer and chuckle right now?
Alec Baldwin and Christian Bale, motha fuckas!!!
**It is taking me a long time to do a thorough write up on Mel, but I promise, it is in process. Let’s just say “BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ME!! and I’ll burn the house down!!!!” is my new “GOOOOOOOOOOOD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!”
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bad analogy du jour
July 19th, 2010
if my liver is the Gulf of Mexico, the weekend we just spent in New York was a 90 day oil spill.
should i tweet that? i think i am about to start tweeting
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from beyond
July 9th, 2010
I still find it startling when Billy Mays starts yelling at me from beyond the grave. Aweseome Auger commercial just woke me the hell up.
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i love it
July 7th, 2010
If you’re going to go down, you may as well go down hard, Lindsay Lohan!!!
I would have gone with fuck-you fingers for my big day in court too.
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KOBAYASHI?!
July 5th, 2010
Has everyone lost their shit? (yes)
Our annual celebration of hotdog eating had a new twist this year, when Takeru Kabayashi was not a contestant but a spectator. Apparently he wouldn’t sign his dealwith Major League Eating , so he couldn’t enter the contest! Does greed have to ruin everything? (yes)
And now the news is that he got arrested for rushing the stage at Coney Island!! There is footage of the police dragging his krazy ass away. We are all very thankful that did not happen to me last night when I temporarily (?) lost my shit and had to be admonished by the po-po. Once again I was v. v. lucky and thankful that there was no citation.
AND it sounds like Dave Chapelle lost his shit too and caused a plane to emergency land yesterday!! I didn’t even realize that when I used his pic for my bday post!!
KRAZY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND
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