Party of Sigh

February 29th, 2012

Another hilarious revelation since yester-LEAP is the descriptor “Party of Sigh” for those of us who sigh the day away. You probably don’t realize how much you sigh, but I’m sure the people who sit around me at work and at life are QUITE familiar with the Party of Sigh. they just probably (definitely) didnt put a clever late-90′s pop culture reference to it. Until I heard it fully characteried by coots, I didn’t fully acknowlege that I am pretty much Nev Campbell, weird sister who plays violin, drunk ass Bailey, stupid buzz kill matthew fox pre-titty-twister, goddam baby Owen AND Jeremy London in the Party of Sigh.  

SIGH

much as there needs to be a sarcastic font, there also needs to be a sigh punctuation mark. save me some characters on my text limit yo.

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I LOVE ART

February 29th, 2012

isn’t art great?

I FUCKIN’ LOVE ART!

i dont think we properly appreciate the residual value of that momentary nibble of happy that a good piece of ART gives you…MMMMM

shane excitedly reported to me last week that the SCREAM is going to be auctioned. He KNEW i would hypothesize that my friends and I should all chip in to purchase and time-share it. Wouldn’t that be fab? what is your favorite?

Mine is still Manet – Luncheon in the Grass

But these days I could make such a compelling argument for Van Gogh’s Crows.

it will help when i come back and add the art later.

oh and p.s: shoes, purses, bangles, and earrings TOTALLY count as ART

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oh i dont know

February 29th, 2012

so what i really meant was, who has become famous since last LEAP DAY, who we wish we could send back to their yester-LEAP anonymity?

Here, I will publish so you can chime in, and then add updates:

  • Cee Lo Green
  • Jersey Shore
  • New Republican Candidates
  • KE$HA (altho the dollar sign as a letter is fucking genius that even Prince is scratching his head at)

WHO ELSE?

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how bout the new music since last leap day?

February 29th, 2012

MICKEY AVALON, DICK THICK AS A BATON

has to be my favorite new music discovery since yester-LEAP

who else? how bout people who have gotten famous since last leap day? that is a good one. next post….

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FUCK EBAY

February 29th, 2012

Up until today, I was a pretty big fan of eBay. In fact, one might say I LOVED THEM. (shane is going to LOL when he read this, because he has been watching me stumble around like a giddy school girl for eBay and they basically date raped me and left me with no ride at the taco bell today). And I guess they did help me finance all of my new ART. But now they are just THE MAN to me, and thus, I will continue to use them and let them use me, but I am no longer pretending that we are all some big happy fucking community. It is still the big guy against the little guy. FUCK EBAY.

But in a couple of leap years when I stop being mad at them, I will tell you all about my love affair with eBay and how I was once even an EBAY RISING STAR!!

AGAIN, FUCK YOU EBAY

with all your pacific time zones and

uncapitalized letters and

stupid buyers and

paypal affiliation and

touchy feely BULLSHIT

KISS MY ASS

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LEAP DAY: a retrospective

February 29th, 2012

Since LEAP DAY only comes around once every 4 years, I have to ask: are we doing better than we were last LEAP DAY?

The “optimist” in me says that if you are still here, you at least broke even…..but the world seems to be on a steadily downward trajectory….I am about to look at last LEAP DAY, through the Bitch du Jour lens, to see what has transpired since then…I am older and fatter, but I think about the same level of disillusioned and pissed. This particular LEAP DAY was a total kick in the nuts, work-wise, but I bet it was 4 years ago too.

Here is what has happened in BdJ world since yester-LEAP DAY, without looking, off the top of my head:

  • OBAMA is elected!
  • wendyg wedding
  • shanana wedding
  • laurawindy wedding
  • oldnewoldfriend wedding
  • one job change for me
  • one job change for shane
  • RIP PEPPER
  • welcome Johnny!
  • major advancements in people’s ill-placed cell phone pride
  • SHANE TURNED 40!!
  • NEPHEWS!!
  • ok i just got a job-offerish email so I will publish and then update later, i know i am on the clock!

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There’s more to life than not-blogging

February 29th, 2012

I am taking the next 30 minutes of my life to blog.

FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS

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LEAP DAY!!

February 29th, 2012

Like my relevant posts, Leap Day only comes once every 4 years!

HAPPY LEAP DAY!

leap day 2012 has already gone down in my personal history as a HORRIBLE day. cant wait to see what the next 12 hours yield.

*shouldnt leap day ALWAYS be a work holiday, since it doesnt even exist 3/4 of the time?

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the real deal

February 12th, 2012

But here’s the real deal: IT SUCKS TO GET OLD. SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS. Chicks do not want to turn 50. Heather Locklear and Demi Moore are playing the same dangerous game as Whitney….and Lindsay Lohan with age 30. BE CAREFUL!!

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if there’s a pop culture heaven…

February 12th, 2012

…then you know they got a hell of a band!

Remember that song “If there’s a Rock n Roll Heaven”? They need to re-make it with all the celebs who have died in recent years. I’ll work on that later. Whitney is in good company with the class of 2011 so far. i assume that heaven, like every other municipality, is disorganized, inefficient, and has a waiting area. Like a celestial DMV. So Whitney is hanging out with Etta James and Don Cornelius. Etta is wondering WTF Whitney is doing there, and figures it is some combination of her dementia and a memory of a Burt Sugarman’s The Midnight Special circa 1974.

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