so what i really meant was, who has become famous since last LEAP DAY, who we wish we could send back to their yester-LEAP anonymity?
Here, I will publish so you can chime in, and then add updates:
WHO ELSE?
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…is what I want to yell at shane every morning as I am leaving for work. Shane now sleeps with a BIG smile on his face…LUCKY!
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Shane’s job officially ended on Thursday, right before we left for New York. So today is the first day that it actually seems real…I am about to leave for work while Shane snoozes happily upstairs.
Enjoy your sabbatical Shane!! You have earned it!
I did you a solid and put Mommy’s Pretty Loud Annoying Princess on the back patio.
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In addition to flying to New York yesterday, I made a side trip to HAMMERVILLE.
Not sure exactly which drink was the cause of my morph into a drunken mess, but I will definitely be steering clear of Bourbon and Purple Rains tonight.
Thanks to Shane, Carlos, and Kimmers for not letting me run out into traffic.
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Do you know how to do this fancy twisty napkin display? Shane does!!
He never ceases to amaze me.
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shane and I hustled up to VA this weekend to see P2MFH on a rare visit to the burg. I think the last time we saw P2MFH was a couple of Christmases ago. Maybe even longer. We had a raging good time watching the Super Bowl with P2 and his parents and brother and my parents. I would be slightly concerned about my behavior and the giant buzz I caught, but everyone in attendance has been watching me get krunk since 1987. (Other than shane. And we know he doesn’t give a damn!). No surprises last night. The Super Bowl is like Thanksgiving in terms of over-indulgence. We had cheese and cheese ball and shrimp and crab fritters and cheesecake and brownie sundae. shane’s buffalo dip and P2MFH’s meatballs were my faves of the night.
The game itself was pretty good but we were more excited every time we saw (or thought we saw) one of Carlos’ commercials!!!
Football is over :-( Bring on golf season!! When is Tiger coming back?
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Apparently The Bitch was not the only one actin-a-fool over the past week…<insert my usual rant about drunk driving celebs here>
Seriously, Sam Shepard, I had JUST rediscovered my love for you 1 week ago when I re-watched Steel Magnolias.Sam was drunk driving from a tavern to a hotel in Normal, IL when he was busted on Saturday night. Tsk tsk Sam, you are probably not pulling down the big bucks, but even shane and I can afford a cab. I’m sure Jessica Lange would have splurged for a Lilybug for you in the spirit of the holidays!
Matt Dillon’s dumb ass wasn’t even drunk, he was speeding . Going 106, even on an Interstate, makes you more of a lethal weapon than a drunk driver, dummy! What do you think he was doing? Madly searching for his relevance? Trying to get to New Year’s Brunch?
But the big winner of the holiday D.U.I. Dummy award has to be Charles Barkley. He was stopped for blowing through a stop sign and found to be intoxicated. His excuse for running the stop sign was that he was in a hurry to go get a b.j. from the chick who was in the car with him!! (Not his wife!!) He later offered to get the po-po’s name tattooed on his ass if they got him out of the D.U.I.
EM-BA-A-SIN’!!!!
I used to like the Round Mound of Rebound, but lately Sir Cumference is more pathetic than entertaining. And, as always, even with your expensive gambling habit, Chuckie, you can afford a driver.
Honorable mention to some dude from Trading Spaces. I don’t know who he is, but these cable channel stars seem to do a lot of drunk driving.
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