Archive for the ‘Apple Pie’ Category

bad analogy du jour

Monday, July 19th, 2010

loubs and champagne

if my liver is the Gulf of Mexico, the weekend we just spent in New York was a 90 day oil spill.

should i tweet that? i think i am about to start tweeting

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Independence Day

Sunday, July 4th, 2010

AmericaFuckYeah

As Kimmers would say:

GO COUNTRY

IT’S YOUR BIRFDAY…….

Happy BdayAmerica!

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JULY

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

It is JULY people!!

WOW

Another fucked-up year halfway over. But July is my fave month so I am going to relish every day!! What are you looking forward to in July? ME – kimmers, Phish, July 4, NYC, VA, and more!! Hope you are all having a great summer!

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Word to your Moms

Sunday, May 9th, 2010

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Moms out there!

I hope there is a delicious brunch buffet on everyone’s agenda for this glorious day!

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POLITICS AS USUAL

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

thomas-jefferson

I try not to get too political on here, as it is SO unsavory. But I am about to explode with disgust. So I will keep it brief. Take your blinders off, people. Forget about political parties. Think about what is important to you. Think about our leaders, and what their job is. Think about what WE as tax payers, have hired them to do. Think about how you want to be represented. The people passing/debating the historic legislation surrounding healthcare are our REPRESENTATIVES. How have they been representing you? Think about your job. If you behaved on your job the way your representatives have been behaving, would you still have a job? Should you still have a job? Have you ever dug in your heels, immaturely, to prove a point? Did that point impact millions of people? We live in a still-could-be-great country where we are all afforded FREE SPEECH. Use it to reach out to your representatives and speak your mind!!

p.s. As a card carrying member of the pre-existing condition club, I am thrilled with the proposed healthcare reform! If we are going to pick apart a wasted $32B, let’s start with the War on Drugs, the Space Program, and the War of Lies and Oil we have been embroiled in for the past 9 years. (Didn’t Donald Rumsfeld promise that would cost less than the healthcare $$ we are arguing over? If it weren’t so tragic, it would be hilarious!)

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Olympics!!

Friday, February 19th, 2010

cutting edge

Don’t the Winter Olympics just make you want to watch the Cutting Edge? ME TOO!!

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I cannot tell a lie…

Monday, February 15th, 2010

george-washington-1782-painting

I love President’s Day!!

One of the perks of working in banking — we get  paid time off for every random holiday!! Including President’s Day!!

THANK YOU GEORGE WASHINGTON!!

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Hope For Haiti Now

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

I like watching this. Cuz I like crying. and making fun of dumb celebs.
So far so good, and the music is divine, but seriously what the fuck happened to Neil Young? He looks worse than I do.

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Another entry from the NO SHIT file

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

John Edwards finally admitted to being the father of “Rielle Hunter”’s love child.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/22/AR2010012201282.html

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Newsflash du Jour 10/10

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

palinbikini

If you have a bunch of loaded guns in your house, it makes it a lot easier for your spouse to commit murder/suicide

Gun toting soccer mom dead

VIVA LA 2nd amendment!!

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