We have a match! 2 of the Canadian feet have been tested and determined to belong to the same (unidentified) male. All of the feet are wearing running shoes. And it looks like the feet were severed as the result of normal decomposition, not purposely. But isn’t that weird that only the feet are washing up on shore? Where are the rest of the body parts?
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Maybe the fish are eating them. The fish have probably heard the saying, “tastes like feet” and know to avoid them. But why wouldn’t asses be washing up too? Tastes like ass might just be one of my alltime favorite expressions.
wendy g you make me laugh!! where are the asses?