My inaugural bitch du jour is CAR DEALERSHIPS. Now I remember why it has taken me 6 years to undertake the horrific task of buying a new car. We were car shopping for 4.5 hours today and it was a perfect storm of bullshit: Overfriendly sales guy providing dubious information. Trade-in manager with two-tone green shoes and matching jacket and teeth. Finance manager who kept commenting on how we probably wanted to leave and wished he would shut up. Each one slinging more bullshit than the last. Verb conjugation optional.
We also made the mistake of wandering into one of those kiddie amusement places while we had 30 minutes to kill waiting for our old car to be appraised….if there is a hell on earth it is Zuma, the poor man’s Chuck E. Cheese tucked behind our local CarMax. A giant clusterfuck of arcade machines, carnie food, and birthday party hoopla. Note to self: if the “restaurant” menu has funnel cake and cotton candy on it, get the fuck out. After 15 minutes of not advancing in line, we bailed and returned to the relative pleasure cruise of car shopping…
This bitch does have a happy ending….we just drove home in my new Prius! My crystal ball is showing a Bitch du Jour topic of “DMV” in the near future…..
~The Bitch
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Mac Medlin never seemed so competent!!!
Am smelling the roses getting daily dujour doses of Emilyzuma. Not to digress from funnel cake and optional conjugation. This note is in present tense. I am just deeply grateful for Emizuma’s screed against that lameola, droopy line of all time: “It is what it is.” It’s a tabula rosa invoked by stupid people. I bet it makes its way into the next Harry Potter film and then a new generation will spin it, “It is what it is.” Thank gravy the hip hop community has not embraced it just yet.
Hooray for the bitch, huzzah for the bliss.
Tooth! Welcome! I think “know what i’m sayin” (”nawmsayin”) is the hip hop version of “it is what it is”.
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