Blah blah SORRY Blah blah ELIN Blah blah THERAPY Blah blah BUDDHISM Blah blah ALL MY FAULT Blah blah SELFISH Blah blah FAME AND MONEY Blah blah SORRY
Me bad
Elin good
Paparazzi super bad
I don’t think Tiger has been in rehab for the past 45 days. I think he is made out of leftover C3PO parts and Elin threw salt water (gravy) on him on Thanksgiving and blew all of his circuits. (Not in the same way that Rachel, Jamie, Jamie, Kori, Teresa, Josyln, etc blew all of his circuits). And Robots-R-Us have been reassembling Tiger and programming him to say, “I. AM. SORRY.” in the most robotic voice possible.
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Tiger has always been a robot. That’s why he is the best golfer in the world. He isn’t a public speaker. And that rediculous speech was as human as we will ever see him. When he starts playing golf again, he will blow everyone else off the course. Oh, and don’t even get me started on what TMZ would have done to Arnald Palmer if they had been been around when he was everyone’s mancrush. Dude was a huge poon hound. I’m just sayin…
Shane’s mancrush on Tiger is totally back on!!