This reminds me of one of my favorite old games: HOW DRUNK?
How fucking drunk do you have to be to try CPR on a possum? And this, coming from a girl who used to insist that the car be stopped on the way home late at night so that I could pet a possum with a stick. And no, “pet a possum with a stick” is not a euphemism for something even grosser than petting a gnarly marsupial with a stick. I JUST LOVE ANIMALS. Especially those who can hisssssssssssssssss. But riddle me this: when did we get all formal and start calling possums “Opossums”? I blame Oprah.
(Also found in some old editions of “How Drunk” – taking a dump on the steps of a Fraternity House, eating crabs out of a trash can, accepting a ride from a stranger with a knee length penis, attempting to buy crack!!! Let’s play “How Drunk” again soon!!)
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I need more details on you wanting to pet an opossum (or is it a opossum). Don’t remember this one. And I really hope whoever was with you recognized that this had bad idea written all over it.
Hey, maybe Jesse James’s Bombshell should get Bad Idea tattooed on each cheek. That way people know what they’re in for right when they see her. As if the tattoo on her forehead about forgiving us sinners wasn’t enough. Then of course if she wears bangs, she could be covering up this crucial fact. I like the cheek tattoo idea for her.
Carlos and PtotheMFH need to chime in on this. Long story short, back in the late 80′s, we would see possums (possi?) on the way home and I made P stop the car so that I could pet them. So for anyone who is new to this epic, the krazy goes WAY back.
Believe me, plenty of my Bombshell pondering has been re: bangs, and how I need to tell my hairdresser to update her list. When I went in for my bangs, she wanted to give me the pros and cons before we went forward (my eye surgeon should take a fucking lesson) and she did not think to mention that bangs are great for hiding forehead tattoos!! MAJOR selling point!!
I’m pretty sure they call them “muskrats” in West Point. Haha.
HAHAHA “muskrats”!!!! they are probably called “Palmetto Creatures” in charleston!!