This reminds me of one of my favorite old games: HOW DRUNK?
How fucking drunk do you have to be to try CPR on a possum? And this, coming from a girl who used to insist that the car be stopped on the way home late at night so that I could pet a possum with a stick. And no, “pet a possum with a stick” is not a euphemism for something even grosser than petting a gnarly marsupial with a stick. I JUST LOVE ANIMALS. Especially those who can hisssssssssssssssss. But riddle me this: when did we get all formal and start calling possums “Opossums”? I blame Oprah.
(Also found in some old editions of “How Drunk” – taking a dump on the steps of a Fraternity House, eating crabs out of a trash can, accepting a ride from a stranger with a knee length penis, attempting to buy crack!!! Let’s play “How Drunk” again soon!!)
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