There must have been a cloud of crack floating around my parents’ house on Thursday, as my mom and I thought it would be a good idea to go shopping at Tyson’s Corner Mall on Christmas Eve Eve. DUM DUMS. It took us 50 minutes to get there, which is normal. It took us 3.5 hours to get home, which I seriously think is the longest it has ever taken us to get home from Tyson’s. We even jumped onto Route 1, out of desperation. And my mom doesn’t have Sirius in her car so we were listening to the TRAFFIC channel the whole time:
2:20 – if you are on I-95 South, you’re fucked!
2:21 – you’re still fucked!!
2:22 – guess who is still fucked? YOU!!
2:23 – happy you’re fucked day!
2:24 – greetings from the planet “you’re fucked”
2:25 – knock knock? who’s there? YOU’RE FUCKED!
note to self: try to remember this debacle for next year
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you are in CA right? we are leaving for big apple tomorrow
i know – i’m bummed I’m going to miss you AGAIN!!! hopefully we can see Carlos, tho! happy new year!
We tried to see Santa while in Dallas on Christmas Eve Eve. Got to the mall at 11 and were told that Santa could accommodate us at 7PM. Yes, 7 that night. We opted to say screw you Dallas Santa. A woman in line asked my sister if she honestly thought she could just show up and see Santa. Well, yeah. Isn’t that how it worked when we were kids?
haha i like that a stranger felt the need to throw her 2 cents in. nothing says christmas like being chastised for not knowing that you need a reservation to sit on santa’s lap. i agree: SCREW YOU, DALLAS SANTA!
My sister wanted to say that their country club takes Santa reservations so of course she had no idea that the Santa demand at the mall was so crazy. Thanks to the Christmas spirit, she bit her tongue. Nothing says Christmas like a mall mommy smackdown.
OMG i envy your sister’s self-control. i would have had to at least be like, “Do I know you?”
There could have been some airport smackdown today at the food court, but i didnt have any fight left in me.