There must have been a cloud of crack floating around my parents’ house on Thursday, as my mom and I thought it would be a good idea to go shopping at Tyson’s Corner Mall on Christmas Eve Eve. DUM DUMS. It took us 50 minutes to get there, which is normal. It took us 3.5 hours to get home, which I seriously think is the longest it has ever taken us to get home from Tyson’s. We even jumped onto Route 1, out of desperation. And my mom doesn’t have Sirius in her car so we were listening to the TRAFFIC channel the whole time:
2:20 – if you are on I-95 South, you’re fucked!
2:21 – you’re still fucked!!
2:22 – guess who is still fucked? YOU!!
2:23 – happy you’re fucked day!
2:24 – greetings from the planet “you’re fucked”
2:25 – knock knock? who’s there? YOU’RE FUCKED!
note to self: try to remember this debacle for next year
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