…but now i LOVE him!! like his shirt.
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i used to be neutral on jack osbourne…
July 20th, 2010Lindsay Oh-No-han
July 20th, 2010
Looks like girlfriend is going to jail today. Maybe I will start my celebrity jail-mail that I always fantasize about. She is my birthday mate, after all….I let some good opportunities slide with Martha Stewart and Michael Vick.
I like to think LiLo has at least 2 or 3 more shenanagans (sp?) left in her before she is actually in the clink….hang in there Lindsay….none of this shit is worth getting killed over. Maybe your mom will bring you some Carvel ice cream on visiting day.
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thoughts on Mel Gibson
July 20th, 2010
You know who’s having a beer and chuckle right now?
Alec Baldwin and Christian Bale, motha fuckas!!!
**It is taking me a long time to do a thorough write up on Mel, but I promise, it is in process. Let’s just say “BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ME!! and I’ll burn the house down!!!!” is my new “GOOOOOOOOOOOD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!”
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bad analogy du jour
July 19th, 2010
if my liver is the Gulf of Mexico, the weekend we just spent in New York was a 90 day oil spill.
should i tweet that? i think i am about to start tweeting
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from beyond
July 9th, 2010
I still find it startling when Billy Mays starts yelling at me from beyond the grave. Aweseome Auger commercial just woke me the hell up.
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i love it
July 7th, 2010
If you’re going to go down, you may as well go down hard, Lindsay Lohan!!!
I would have gone with fuck-you fingers for my big day in court too.
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KOBAYASHI?!
July 5th, 2010
Has everyone lost their shit? (yes)
Our annual celebration of hotdog eating had a new twist this year, when Takeru Kabayashi was not a contestant but a spectator. Apparently he wouldn’t sign his dealwith Major League Eating , so he couldn’t enter the contest! Does greed have to ruin everything? (yes)
And now the news is that he got arrested for rushing the stage at Coney Island!! There is footage of the police dragging his krazy ass away. We are all very thankful that did not happen to me last night when I temporarily (?) lost my shit and had to be admonished by the po-po. Once again I was v. v. lucky and thankful that there was no citation.
AND it sounds like Dave Chapelle lost his shit too and caused a plane to emergency land yesterday!! I didn’t even realize that when I used his pic for my bday post!!
KRAZY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND
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Independence Day
July 4th, 2010
PHISH
July 3rd, 2010
Phish was so much Phun! Thanks to PtothemuthafuckinH for getting us the tickets. MANY thanks to kimmers for flying down from NYC for the occasion! kimmers never met a Phish show she didn’t like.
The set list was AWESOME, including Sparkle (our wedding song!), Stash, and the most amazing encore ever, The Beatle’s “Day in the Life”…holy shit that was amazing!
Here is the complete set list:
Set 1: Buried Alive > AC/DC Bag > Vultures, Wolfman’s Brother, Back on the Train, The Wedge, Mexican Cousin, Stash, Sparkle > Chalk Dust Torture
Set 2: Drowned > 46 Days > Twenty Years Later > The Lizards, Carini > Fuck Your Face > Also Sprach Zarathustra > You Enjoy Myself[1] -> Proud Mary[2] -> Get Back[3]
Encore: A Day in the Life
[1] Fuck Your Face and Moving in Stereo teases.
[2] a cappella.
[3] Phish debut; a cappella.
Notes: This show featured the first Fuck Your Face since April 29, 1987 (1,413 shows) and the first Proud Mary since March 1, 2003 (113 shows). YEM contained Fuck Your Face and Moving in Stereo (The Cars) teases. Proud Mary and Get Back were performed a cappella during the YEM vocal jam and were interspersed with Dong Work for Yuda (Frank Zappa) and Slow Ride quotes. Get Back was a Phish debut.
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Thoughts at age 37
July 3rd, 2010
i can’t believe it took me 37 years to pee into a Tervis Tumbler on my bday
CHEERS!!
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